The 2025 Toyota 4Runner: A Rugged Dinosaur Still Roaming the Earth
Ah, the Toyota 4Runner. Like an aging rockstar still clinging to the stage in leather pants, it refuses to die, defying time, technology, and common sense. And now, for 2025, Toyota has given us a new one—well, sort of. It’s more of a facelift on an already ancient design, like putting a fresh coat of paint on Stonehenge and calling it a ‘modern landmark.’
From the outside, it still looks like something that crawled out of the Jurassic era. It’s tall, boxy, and unapologetically rugged. If the 4Runner had a favorite drink, it would be scotch—neat—probably poured by Clint Eastwood. But, to be honest, I quite like it. There’s something reassuring about a car that says, “I’m not here for your Instagram feed, I’m here to take you through a desert, a jungle, or a post-apocalyptic wasteland without breaking a sweat.”
Step inside, and you’re greeted by a dashboard designed in what must have been the year 2005. Big, chunky buttons, knobs the size of golf balls, and a screen that looks like it was lifted from an old calculator. If you want touchscreens, soft-close doors, and massaging seats, buy a German SUV and never leave the pavement. The 4Runner is about as high-tech as a ball-peen hammer.
But here’s the thing: when you actually use the thing, it starts to make sense. The engine—oh yes, the engine. Gone is the thirsty V6, and in its place is a turbocharged 4-cylinder that, on paper, should make off-road enthusiasts riot in the streets. But hold your pitchforks, because while it’s down on cylinders, it’s up on torque, delivering more low-end grunt than a farm tractor on steroids. And as for fuel economy—well, it’s better, but still expect to see your petrol station more than your loved ones.
On the road, the 4Runner drives like a cinderblock on wheels, but that’s not the point, is it? Take it off-road, and suddenly, it’s like putting a fish back in water. It simply does not care what you throw at it—mud, rocks, snow, quicksand—this thing will go through it all. And not with the grace of a ballerina, but more like a tank crashing through a brick wall. It’s slow, noisy, and unrefined, but utterly unstoppable. You don’t drive the 4Runner; you point it at something and let it do its thing.
And here’s where it shines. While most SUVs these days are more likely to be seen outside yoga studios than on actual dirt, the 4Runner will take you places where Wi-Fi signals fear to tread. It’s not fast, it’s not luxurious, and it’s not modern—but it’s built to survive anything short of a meteor strike.
So, should you buy one? If you’re a city-dwelling millennial who thinks off-roading means driving over a speed bump in a Whole Foods parking lot, absolutely not. But if you’re the sort of person who thinks comfort is overrated and sees the wilderness as your second home, then the 2025 Toyota 4Runner is still, despite everything, the king of the road less traveled.
And that’s the beauty of it—it doesn’t care about trends, hashtags, or public opinion. It just goes, and goes, and goes. Like a cockroach after the apocalypse, the 4Runner will outlast us all. And I love it for that.
